Blessed with selective obedience
SaintInu
He confesses promptly. The biscuits remain missing.
Minor Penance
Saint Inu keeps chapel hours, folds both paws, and admits every offense except the one currently being investigated. Absolution usually arrives just before supper.
First Rule
Sit through the sermon without stealing the cushion.
Second Rule
Keep both paws folded when temptation passes.
Penance
Three quiet laps around the chapel before supper.
Alibi
The biscuit vanished during a remarkably long prayer.
Ticker
SINU
Forgiven until the next biscuit disappears.
